My Email Makes Me Laugh

I've talked about all the crazy emails I get for penis enlargement (I don't actually have a penis of any size), single Russian women that want to meet me for matrimony and friendship (no idea how I got on that list), and drug counseling. And those are all pretty annoying. I mainly just hit delete delete delete all the way down the list.

But once in a while I get something that makes me laugh. Like this one:

Oh really? Guess I'd better not shit down my laptop or desktop then.