If You Give A Mouse A Cookie
He’s just going to eat the whole damn box and leave you with no Samoas at all.
“Who ate all the cookies?” And he's so evasive about it, my son. “Well, I don’t think any one person ate all the cookies, Mom. That’s an unreasonable assumption.”
“Well, did you eat them?” Offended look. “What? Did I eat all of the cookies? I can safely say I did not eat all the cookies.”
“Look, all I know is that there are no more Samoas.” Now R makes a big show of looking around at the empty spot on the counter, where the cookies used to be. “Hm. You may be right.”
And you know what else makes me crazy? Those are not the only cookies I bought. I have 6 other boxes of GS cookies coming, from various sources (because all the kids in my neighborhood know I’m a soft touch), but they have not been delivered yet.
Come on, girls. I’m hurtin’!
“Who ate all the cookies?” And he's so evasive about it, my son. “Well, I don’t think any one person ate all the cookies, Mom. That’s an unreasonable assumption.”
“Well, did you eat them?” Offended look. “What? Did I eat all of the cookies? I can safely say I did not eat all the cookies.”
“Look, all I know is that there are no more Samoas.” Now R makes a big show of looking around at the empty spot on the counter, where the cookies used to be. “Hm. You may be right.”
And you know what else makes me crazy? Those are not the only cookies I bought. I have 6 other boxes of GS cookies coming, from various sources (because all the kids in my neighborhood know I’m a soft touch), but they have not been delivered yet. Come on, girls. I’m hurtin’!
posted by Patwoman | 3:34 PM
3 Comments:
LOL! what a coincidence - we (well, mostly me) finished off a box of Samoas, and I just checked out "If you give a mouse a cookie" from the library for the boy. He thinks it's great, and I forsee many many repetitions....
Samoas. Mmmmmm. Pretty sure they are made with crack.
....he will leave poop in your silverware drawer.
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