Did I Miss Another Eclipse?

Yes. Yes, I did. What is wrong with me? I've been so off my game lately.

So, yeah. I remembered the eclipse. I even set a timer on my phone so I could watch it. And I kept looking up at the moon, thinking "When is this thing going to eclipse?"

Solar eclipse, Patwoman. Solar apparently means sun. I totally missed even attempting to see it because I didn't pay attention to what I was reading about what kind of eclipse it was.

It wouldn't have mattered anyway, I guess. Because, as I've mentioned before, I don't look up at the sun for one very good reason: