The Zombiepocalypse Has Begun!

I hate to be the one to tell you. In fact, I hate that I know this at all. But the Zombiepocalypse has begun. And wouldn't you know, it started in Florida?

Apparently, Miami police were forced to kill a naked man Saturday, because he was chewing the face off another man and wouldn't stop. I kid you not. Go here to read the story. Naked. Chewing the face off another guy.

He was actually gnawing this guy's face so badly the victim is in critical condition. And witnesses say he growled.

The story I read was not specific about whether the police brought this face-eater down with a headshot or not. It did say he kept eating the other guy even after he was shot and that it took several shots to take him down, so I'm guessing one of those must have been a headshot.

Nobody knows what caused this. Nobody knows why these two were both naked. Nobody knows why it took so many shots to stop the attack. I'm not asking those questions. I'm pretty sure I already know the answer.

What I'm wondering is, is anybody watching the victim for signs of infection? Patient Zero. I'm just sayin'.