Full Moon Fever

I know it's not scientific, and actual scientists will tell you the full moon has no effect on people, but anyone who deals with the public on a daily basis will tell you the full moon makes people go crazy.

Crazy.

Crazy when they drive (Oh, I think I'll cut across 3 lanes of traffic without looking and then flip you off when I almost hit you.). Crazy especially when they shop. (I'm sorry, lady. That item that you purchased here three years ago has been discontinued. We don't have any more of it. We won't get any more of it. I'm trying to help you find a suitable substitution for it. Yelling at me because you want something we don't have is not helping.)

There is an actual lunacy effect, trust me. Makes me wish sometimes I were a werewolf. That might even things out, eh?