Your Resume, My Job

Blamey sent me this one. You know I usually just hit delete if I see Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: in my email, but this one was actually kinda funny. I have seen resumes like this. Unfortunately, they don't ever have that picture attached.

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My Resimay

To hoom it Mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN nikname Beefy

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.


Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.
See you Monday.

Patwoman