I Love Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards (Again)

Say hello to Pornstache Koala. He's buff. He's angry. And he's rockin' the pornstache like it was cool. He's a real bear.

I imagine the pitch for that movie being something like this:

"Okay, Koala motorcycle cop pulls over a lady koala in a convertible. Oh, officer! I can't get another speeding ticket! My husband will kill me!"

Or

"Koala has been hired by a rich lady to do yardwork while her businessman husband is out of town..."

Or

"Koala is the strongman in a travelling circus. One night he is visited by the owner of the circus, who tells Koala he could have a much larger part in the business..."

Yeah. Something is probably wrong with me.