My Next House Will Have A Pool

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "But Patwoman, you don't even like to swim."

And you're right. But I'm thinking I would enjoy coming home at night and getting in the water for a while. And I'm thinking that, at my age, I really do need to be exercising a lot more than I do. And of all the exercises in the world, swimming is probably the least offensive.

Not that I'm a good swimmer, mind you. Have you ever seen a housecat in water?

That's me.

But T likes to swim. And R & M do. And I'm not so opposed to it now, in my middle age. I'm thinking a pool would be really nice to have. And a big kitchen.