Cut The Shit Out of My Hand

So you know how when you're at work they always say "Safety first!"? And you know how when you cut a box you're always supposed to cut away from yourself? And do you also know how when you are doing something stupid, you always tell yourself it's stupid (and then tell yourself "but it will be ok") right before something bad (that you knew would happen) happens?

Yeah. So that's what happened. I was so mortified by my own fucktardedness that I just wrapped it in a Kleenex and applied pressure to it without telling anyone.