Patwoman's Job Hunting Tips

What To Say If You Don't Really Want A Job

- "I don't really want to do this job, but I guess I will until something better comes along."

- "I hope you don't think I'm going to bust my ass for that pay. I mean, I'll do the job, but I'm not going to do anything extra."

- "Can I take the drug test today, just in case?"

- "Can I take the drug test today, since it's Friday and the weekend is coming up?"

-"You're not going to do the drug test today, are you?"

- "That background check... Is it just Indiana or will you be checking other states, too?"

- "Did I get the job? Because I really want to go tell my current boss he can kiss my ass."

These are all real examples, sadly.