Hot Dog!

OMG, I literally laughed out loud at the sight of this.

I don't even know where to begin. This thing is 6 feet tall.

He's got one mustard eyebrow and one ketchup eyebrow!

He's squirting ketchup on himself and licking his lips!

He's wearing high-tops!

He's got an American flag on his collar and he's wrapped in another American flag!

His wiener is sticking out of his bun!

If this could get any more awesome, I don't know how.