The one who dies with the most knitting accessories wins

I found these at JoAnn and you know what I immediately thought of. No, not that. You dirty little scamps. (Although, now that you mention it...)

What I thought was, "Hm. I don't have a pair of Size 50 knitting needles... yet."

Never mind that I have never seen a pattern I really liked that used two telephone poles as knitting needles. Never mind that they are ungodly unwieldy to use. Never mind that you'd have to knit with 4-6 strands at once.

R took one look at them, then gave me that one-eyebrow-raised expression and said, "So what are you going to knit with those, Mom?" I think he meant it as a challenge.