Missing Notperson

Where is Notpatwoman? She had moved in with M for a while (mainly, I think, because M had let her wear her pretty red wig... And you know, the appeal of having hair strained her loyalty to me a bit) but she did come back to me. She was back to living in her usual spot on top of the knitting cabinet just last week.

But, when I went to get her to model a couple of hats the night before last... She was gone!
Not in M's room, either. Oh, Notpatwoman! Where can you be? This is so much bad drama... Missing notperson. No one knows anything. No trace.

I fear for the worst.

If anyone has any info regarding Notpatwoman's whereabouts, please contact me.

And Notpatwoman... Whatever you've done that you think can't be forgiven... Just come home. We'll work it out.