Empty Nest Blues (Or, The One Where Patwoman Is Lonely)

I got the Empty Nest Blues.
(Na-na-na-da-dum)
No more children inna house to keep me company.
(Na-na-na-da-dum)
No more "Hey do you wanna watch Law & Order SVU with me?"
(Na-na-na-da-dum)
Because there's no one to ask me that any more.
(Na-na-na-da-dum)
No more "Hey Mom, what's for dinner tonight?"
(Na-na-na-da-dum)
Because it's only me and T
(Na-na-na-da-dum)
But T doesn't care
(Na-na-na-da-dum)
Anything I make for dinner is okay with him.
(Na-na-na-da-dum)
He's just pretty easy going about meeeeeeals...And things like that
(Na-na-na-da-dum)
But I get all stressed out
Da-dum-da-dum
'Cause I got the Empty Nest Blues
(What you got?)
Said, I got the Empty Nest Blues
(Don't I know it, sistah!)
Oh yeah. I got the Empty Nest...
(oooooooh)
The painfully Empty Nest...
(ow-ow-ow)
The Where Did All My Children Go I Didn't Sign Up For This...
(no)
I got the Empty Nest Blues.