I Must Be Really Pathetic To The Internet World

Jeez. In my email today:

"Meet Singles In Your Area"
"Christian Mingle"
"Never Too Late For Love: Singles 50+"
"Mature Singles"
"Someone Is Looking For You"
"Satisfy Any Woman"
"Stay Harder Longer"
"Female Viagra"
"Discount Viagra"

and the enigmatic "Ewww. Did you take a shower today?"

For the record, I am a woman and not in need of any kind of Viagra. And I have been married for almost 29 years, so not really in the market for any dates.

I don't know what the shower thing was about.