Yarn Man Attacks!

R showed me this yesterday as we were sorting Heroclix. Yarn Man!

Yes, Yarn Man. The Amazing Superhero who fights evildoers with his control over yarn. Yarn Man--able to knit tall scarves in a single night. Yarn Man--master of all things fiber.

OR, conversely:

Yarn Man, the arch-nemesis of Patwoman. Yarn Man, who knots and tangles yarns by sheer force of will. Yarn Man, who waves blue yarn in the air until it is so kinked up no one can ever use it.