Patwoman KIPs

So what did you do this Memorial Day weekend?

Like many of you, I went to The Race. (I capitalized that because I am here in Indianapolis. Home of The Race.) I really wanted to keep it low-key, you know, because it's not about me. It's about the drivers. I didn't want my celebrity to overshadow the day's excitement.

Of course, the paparazzi always find me anyway...